Random Geli Post

Small Talk: I’m leaving on Sunday... =(=

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Katy Perry is getting very famous. You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out, you’re wrong when it’s right, it’s black and it’s white, we fight we break up, we kiss we make up. It’s so rhythmic it got me singing it in the shower.

Good thing I’ve no water heater at home or else it might spoil even before its warranty period expires because I might get too excited and keep playing with the water heater’s temperature. You know, like, you’re hot then you’re cold (water also hot and cold lah).

Another song that I like from Katy Perry is ‘I Kissed A Girl’.

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.

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Warning: Disturbing image ahead!
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I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend won’t mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight.

I killed Siu Keong and I hate it, cox it just so goddamn disgusting!!

My room is in a mess because I’ve been trying to get the things packed before I leave Terengganu on Sunday morning but to my surprise, there was a COCKROACH IN MY ROOM! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! Every time I see a cockroach I feel terrified. I know, I know... But who says a guy can’t be afraid of Siu Keongs?

But err... Of course I don’t mean I’m afraid of it lah... (konon) It’s just that the pest is super disgusting, so disgusting that every time I see one, I grab on an aerosol spray and keep spraying until it’s dead.

Sorry that I sounded so cruel but I’ve to be cruel to be kind... to MYSELF!